STANDING ORDERS OF THE ARCHIMEDEANS Adopted at a Committee Meeting on 4 March 1984. Amended at Committee Meetings on 20 May 1984, 20 October 1987 and 2nd March 1988, and at a Plenum Meeting on 22 April 1987: 0. The Natural Numbers shall be defined to be the skeletal topos of all finite sets. They may be informally denoted {0, 1, 2, ...} and, in particular, 0eN. 1. x = 5.00. 2. The subgroups of the Society are: a. Computer Subgroup; b. Puzzles and Games Ring; c. Mathematical Models Subgroup; d. Othello Subgroup; e. Barber-Shop Subgroup. 3. The Committee shall try to ensure that 'Eureka' is published exactly once per academic year. 4. The Archimedeans' scarf shall be between three and four cubits in length, and constructed of lengthwise strips of colours and approximate widths in the following order: Dark green, 2 inches; Orange, 1/2 inch; Purple, 3/4 inch; Orange, 1/2 inch; Dark blue, 2+1/4 inches; Orange, 1/2 inch; Purple, 3/4 inch; Orange, 1/2 inch; Dark green, 2 inches. The Entertainments Manager shall be responsible for its vileness. 5. The symbol of the Archimedeans shall be a projection onto Euclidean 2 - space of a sphere inscribed in a right circular cylinder of the same height as the sphere's diameter. Adopted at a Committee Meeting on 20.5.84: 6. The transitive verb to clutt shall mean to render incomprehensible. Adopted at a Plenum Meeting on 22.4.87: 7. There exists the transitive verb "to zog". 8. The intransitive verb "to streat" shall mean to talk through one's hat. 9. Invitations to guest speakers in the name of the Society, or any subgroup thereof, shall have been authorised by the Secretary.