STANDING ORDERS OF THE ARCHIMEDEANS Adopted at a Committee Meeting on 4th March 1984. Amended at Committee Meetings on 20th May 1984, 20th October 1987 and 2nd March 1988, and 8th March 1989 and at Plenum Meetings on 22nd April 1987, 14th October 1988 and 16th October 1989: 1. x = 5.00. 2. The subgroups of the Society are: a. Computer Subgroup; b. Puzzles and Games Ring; c. Mathematical Models Subgroup; d. Othello Subgroup; e. Barber-Shop Subgroup. 3. The Committee shall try to ensure that 'Eureka' is published exactly once per academic year. 4. The Archimedeans' scarf shall be between three and four cubits in length, and constructed of lengthwise strips of colours and approximate widths in the following order: Dark green, 2 inches; Orange, 1/2 inch; Purple, 3/4 inch; Orange, 1/2 inch; Dark blue, 2+1/4 inches; Orange, 1/2 inch; Purple, 3/4 inch; Orange, 1/2 inch; Dark green, 2 inches. The Publicity and Entertainments Manager shall be responsible for its vileness. 5. The symbol of the Archimedeans shall be a projection onto Euclidean 2 - space of a sphere inscribed in a right circular cylinder of the same height as the sphere's diameter. 6. The transitive verb to clutt shall mean to render incomprehensible. 7. There exists the transitive verb "to zog". 8. The intransitive verb "to streat" shall mean to talk through one's hat. 9. Invitations to guest speakers in the name of the Society, or any subgroup thereof, shall have been authorised by the Secretary. 10. Details of all the Society's accounts shall be published at the start of each term. 11. (a) The society shall have the following agents, each of whom shall be appointed by the committee: (0) Druid, who shall be responsible for the moral and spiritual well-being of members of the society. (1) Chartered Accountant, who shall advise the Junior Treasurer and need not be qualified as a Chartered Accountant. (2) Offical Photographer, who shall take photographs as he sees fit of interesting activities performed by members of the society. (3) Avuncle, who shall be a member or Former Member who matriculated not less than three years prior to his appointment. (b) The society shall have the following agent, appointed by the President: (0) Patriarch, who shall have no grotty duties to perform but shall advise the president on all matters. The president shall listen to the Patriarch. The Patriarch shall not currently be an officer, but shall have been an officer. (c) The society shall have a President of Vice, appointed by the committee. He need not be a member of the society. He shall tend for the vices of members of the society.